Return to your Jeep only to find someone had left a note on it saying you need to wash the jeep?
Boy O boy the nerve of some peolpe
Return to your Jeep only to find someone had left a note on it saying you need to wash the jeep?
Boy O boy the nerve of some peolpe
Return to your Jeep only to find someone had left a note on it saying you need to wash the jeep?
Boy O boy the nerve off some peolpe
Was it Shelly's handwriting ?
Joe,
That was me! I was coming out of church and spotted your jeep, which looked pretty much like it was being held together by mud. Don't take it too serious - I was just joking. Jim
Joe,
That was me! I was coming out of church and spotted your jeep, which looked pretty much like it was being held together by mud. Don't take it too serious - I was just joking. Jim
I know it was you
you put your name on it
I just messing with you
It's usually the Home Owners Association in my neighborhood that leave me love letters and emails...
It's usually the Home Owners Association in my neighborhood that leave me love letters and emails...
If I had a HOA I bet they would have a lawyer assigned just for me
Ours REALLY dislikes Bambi hanging in the garage and mud on the driveway. But then again, my neighborhood is like a retirement home.
Ours REALLY dislikes Bambi hanging in the garage and mud on the driveway. But then again, my neighborhood is like a retirement home.
You don't need to hang deer in the garage. I can show you how to build an 'A' frame and hang it in the back yard. (Front yard if it is a nice buck)
I don't have any light in my backyard that's the problem. Breasting out waterfowl on the tailgate of my truck isn't well loved either. They say the feathers "clutter my yard". I'm done butchering deer at home... I'll just drag it down to the farm and hang it in a stall there... I don't feel like getting kicked out of my house for it.
Offer them a hind quarter to smooth things over
See that's the thing. I'll be grilling and people walking by or outside will walk by and say "that smells wonderful". I'll bring them around back and they'll say "that doesn't smell like pork" and I'll tell them it a back strap. And they'll eat it and tell me it's wonderful! But, they'll still call on me for hanging it in my garage. I've given away burgers, sausage, duck, goose, you name it! And again, they all love it... Yet I'm still the ass****.
You should see Donnie's. Donnie is like the Chuck Norris of Jeeps, and his Jeep works because he says it will.
See that's the thing. I'll be grilling and people walking by or outside will walk by and say "that smells wonderful". I'll bring them around back and they'll say "that doesn't smell like pork" and I'll tell them it a back strap. And they'll eat it and tell me it's wonderful! But, they'll still call on me for hanging it in my garage. I've given away burgers, sausage, duck, goose, you name it! And again, they all love it... Yet I'm still the ass****.
I bet they don't "realize" it's deer. Next time you walk them back, have a deer carcass hanging near the grille. Then say, "You want me to cut you off a fresh piece?"
We had a guy hanging them in his front yard once. I think he did it to piss his neighbors off.
I just take all the scrap and leave it in a black bag in the sun for a few days. Then walk it up the street in the middle of the night and throw it in someone's can.
I just take all the scrap and leave it in a black bag in the sun for a few days. Then walk it up the street in the middle of the night and throw it in someone's can.
put them in smaller bags and hide them around their front door, just make sure you don't pop the stomach til after you place it. im sure their visitors will think highly of them.
if you want to be real shady you can leave the heart in their mailbox on valentines day. that one has a real good chance of getting you arrested if someone sees you being that its close to human size. don't be getting any ideas now
you guys rock!
Chris.
We are joking
Thought you knew that
We do not really do any of that stuff
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