Fat chick in my Christmas Stocking

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

Yesireee, those jokes with a grain of truth are THE best.

DrJ

:)xmas

The sticker is funny leave it. Stand up for yourself man!!!!!! Dont let pear pressure sway you!!
I bet everyone here laughed at the "IF I WANTED A HUMMER I'D CALL YOUR SISTER" STICKER
Just as offensive and just as funny. What about the "silly boys, Jeeps are for girls" sticker, same deal
If you're fat then you know you're fat....its not like you havent poked fun at someone elses issues!!!!!!!! Get off your soap boxes

Hmmm, yeah I liked the Hummer one too.

Scott's right, I guess. Just realize the comments and stares on the street are gonna happen, you kinda asked for it. As long as that stuff doesn't bother you, leave it if you think it is funny. There have been plenty of times I've made off-color jokes knowing it would make some people laugh and offend some others (hell...that's half my DeJA posts!). I've been sorry more than a few times, too...goes with the territory.

DrJ

Should I start taking orders for that Hummer sticker?

DrJ

If anyone has seen the decal on the back of my jeep you know I think the fat chcks sticker is hilarious. We need alot less PC and alot more funny in this world! PC is what made people overly sensitive sissy's to begin with.

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If anyone has seen the decal on the back of my jeep you know I think the fat chcks sticker is hilarious. We need alot less PC and alot more funny in this world! PC is what made people overly sensitive sissy's to begin with.

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John I think you may have just made my point. The decal is done in good fun and possibly poor taste just like mine. Mine says (It used to be a Jeep thing but all that sh#$ broke). They both are fun or funny sayings and if they offend others then maybe those people are a little to easily offended. My sticker was a gift and I like the saying but I may have chose the word stuff instead of what it currently says (for my kid and others). As far as caring for the feelings of others and so forth I hope the people whom it may offend develop thicker skin because life is to short to stress over a sticker. Neither one of these sayings cover anything worth getting upset or offended about. I do happen to care about the feelings others but maybe not enough to sweat somthing as small as this.

All in good fun, though. Good to see (and be part of).

DrJ

Let the fat lady now sing. :)xmas

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WOW! Who would have guessed that the sticker would turn into a A 3 page post and social discussion.
My overweight girlfriend bought it for me because she thought it was funny. We all need to be able to laugh at ourselves alittle.

yeah its amazing how the strangest topics seem to become the big posts.

For the record im overweight and it doesn't offend me i think its funny as well.
"there's a humorous side to every situation, the challenge is to find it"

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Should I start taking orders for that Hummer sticker?

DrJ

Ill take one:)

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WOW! Who would have guessed that the sticker would turn into a A 3 page post and social discussion.
My overweight girlfriend bought it for me because she thought it was funny. We all need to be able to laugh at ourselves alittle.

Hey I say if a fat chick boughty it for you its all good.....

Tom...... I think that is the mushiest thing you have ever said I have got to talk to Suzanne