I think I got more sleep this afternoon than I did all weekend. 
Day 1 started off on V-trail where Asstape walked right up the hill TheMistaken barely conquered a couple years ago and 2000Sahara rolled on last year it like it was nothing as a result of his new tires that actually have tread and suspension. KnoxRents walked up too after a small mis-start. JeffsJK (it's really a pain in the ass trying to remember what everyones name is on the board btw 
) tried to position the short bus for a run but couldn't get it lined up. We took a new trail at the top of V-trails hill over to Boulder and ran half of that back to the access road where we searched for the elusive Secret Trail. We thought we found it but it ended up hitting a dead end maybe 500 feet in. We ventured over to hit Extreme Trail (rated a 10) which we had never done before. Ran that downhill and it wasn't too bad with gravity in our favor. Uphill I can imagine it being much worse. Nevertheless, the Big Blue Blazer's axle ubolts pooped the bed and it limped out with some Big League Chew (or maybe it was a ratchet strap) holding it in place. My battery died on my phone around that point since Spedly's Jeep was off for a while so I lost the My Tracks recording of the day. I'm pretty sure we headed back to camp at that point but maybe we did one more trail. Asstape was down a tooth or two on his rear ring gear by this point.
Janx. Turkey Fryer. Nuff said.
Day 2 started off with Attack of Whatever We Fried Last Night aka Revenge of the Mud Butt. Again, nuff said. Big Blue Blazer had gotten dropped off to Mad Matt the onsite welder/repair guy to replace the Big League Chew and we headed off on what ended up being the scenic route to Trickle. JeffsJK straddled his softtop frame around a tree and then Spedly dry humped it on the way by as well. They also both decided that JKs look better with only driver side taillights. I hear it's the new hot look for Spring '12. Off to run Corum uphill where a couple people broke off to run parallel on Cobra then we did Pennsyltuckian downhill. JeffsJK decided that ripped sidewalls are also in style and a tire change was needed. The trail boss, seeing that everything was completely under control by the on hand members of DEJA, continued on down the trail. 
Spedly's JK decided while it has previous followed the lead of JeffsJK when it came to damage, was unable to rip a tire. This is most likely due to the superior spotting of the previously mentioned trial boss. 
After Pennsyltuckian we called it a day and headed back to camp.
Random thoughts:
People at Enterprise RentACar are dumb
If JeffsJK and I were ever in a dual to the death with guns, we would both shoot each other at exactly the same time
Apparently it's possible to read 50 Shades of Gray while trail riding
I think fried Oreos give you mud butt. Maybe it was the black oil.
Nissan Pathfinders are not comfortable to sleep in
If you give Jman your raffle tickets he will win a crap load of stuff
Billy and Aaron can now go anywhere.
We need to reserve the campsite across from the Port a Potties under a fake name so the people in the trailer can't have it
When you shoot high explosives with an AR-15 it's really really loud.
Shooting plasma tv's and fire extinguishers is good old fashioned stress relief.
Beer makes Spedly quieter than Solomi, janx makes him almost as loud as Sean.
Whatever.
